Quote reblogged from birdwings
Meanwhile across town, or just a few blocks away, or fuck it I don’t know, Serena van der Blixen had just returned from Spain. She was all tousled of mane and wild-eyed, like she’d just killed a man with drugs and had sex with a shark. And in some ways, she had. Chuckles was sipping tea in his kimono when she came home and he eyed her suspiciously and said “Girlfriend, you got laid. Didn’t you, honey chile?” And Serena laughed and batted his arm and said “Oh Chuckles, you so crazy girl.” And then Chuckles snapped his fingers and said “Mmhm. And I look fab-oh-luss too, OK?” So that was nice for them. A fun little conversation that they had. But Serena still looked wild and worried. And you know why? Because something happened while she was in Spain. Something wicked. She needed to call a Jewish gnome, as they are the only creatures in all of New Yorkia who have the proper spells to undo Spanish love hexes. So she called Wallace Shawn. Because that’s just what you do.
JEZEBEL.COM LULZ (via aristobrat)
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Source: birdwings
